Random Shizz

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

person: I can't tell what gender you are!!11!1!?
me: good
shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

Waiting is painful.

wunderscheisse:

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Forgetting is painful.

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But not knowing which to do…

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…is the worst kind of suffering.

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
actualagentcarolina:

actualagentcarolina:

also i’ve been informed that i look like michael and lindsay’s adult child in this picture omfg

now that this post has over 1,000 notes, i’d like to share that i showed my parents this picture and they questioned my birth

actualagentcarolina:

actualagentcarolina:

also i’ve been informed that i look like michael and lindsay’s adult child in this picture omfg

now that this post has over 1,000 notes, i’d like to share that i showed my parents this picture and they questioned my birth

phantomcat94:

escapethefallout:

I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.

I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)

Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.

satdeshret:

fangirlingforeverz:

derpiest-boy-alive:

whentherestrouble:

sillysymphonic:

clockwourk:

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Pokemon Blue Version

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Pokemon Red Version

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Pokemon Green Version

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Pokemon Yellow Version

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Pokemon Pinball

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Pokemon Gold Version

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Pokemon Silver Version

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Pokemon Crystal Version

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOYL SHIT

ohmyfuckkk

OMSF

Goodbye social life.

HAHAHAHAH FOUND IT! I couldn’t find it in my likes (even though I know it’s in there) so I had to google this.

BUT I FOUND IT!

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

unic-rn:

edeott:

meowheichou:

joeshmo:

oaf-whisperer:

one-more-day-to-a-new-beginning:

whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand:

purpleflrs:

city-of-sherlock-games:

thatsnowbastard:

remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer

For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
FLIP-FLOP.

Oh

oh

oh

oh

Oh

Oh

oh

oh

tob132:

adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…
…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.



You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 
He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 

tob132:

adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…

…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.

You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 

He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 

fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

agileo-101:

anatomicalart:

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