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the-darling-corporal:

carryonmy-assbutt:

cancerianstargazer:

d-and-s-winchester:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

Please don’t send this to your teacher

PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER

WHY WOULD YOU SAY DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR TEACHER BEFORE SAYING DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR PARENTS

I thought this was going to be cute, fun song until shit went
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oozingsurprise:

DID THIS GODDAMN CONSIDERATE FUCKER JUST TAKE SOME WATER AND A FUCKING SNACK BAR TO AI CAUSE HE KNEW HE’D BE TRAINING I AM SO FURIOUS AT THIS SHOW

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

666meme:

recltube:

i should come with a warning label

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raynrvzjr:

at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.

draikinator:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

means more trees which is good

uses less electricity which is good (for both tax reasons and also just because  reasons)

pretties everything up

just generally all good stuff

glowy trees 2k15 plz

jonn-lock:

Another design based off of a famous bird of paradise.
http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/birds-of-paradise.jpg
Wanted to try out more cooler colors for this one. :3

jonn-lock:

Another design based off of a famous bird of paradise.

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/birds-of-paradise.jpg

Wanted to try out more cooler colors for this one. :3

ask-teshima:

((What in the heck is a house?))

nonnavitele:

trash troll.gif

rivialle-heichou:

mrs/ついろぐ!女体化中心

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

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